The story of human mince. On Tuesday afternoon, Johnny the dog escaped from a high-security testing lab where he had been living for the last few years. In this laboratory, he had been tortured by the scientists who had run so many tests on him. Making him suffer so much pain. He had been planning his escape for months and on this day, he finally managed to escape.
He ran for his life until he came to an old man’s house who lived in the farmland. The man loved dogs and he welcomed Johnny to his home, taking care of him. He allowed him to live in their basement. What the man did not know was that his wife did not like dogs at all. In fact, she hated dogs so much that she would kill them and eat them. She did not want the husband to know of this and she pretended to love dogs while the man was around.
One day, while the man was out in the town, the wife planned to get rid of the dog once and for all. She went to the butcher’s shop and bought the biggest grinder that she could find. She went home and trapped the dog putting it inside the grinder to be minced. Luckily, when the dog just passed through the grinder, it did not get minced, instead, it came out the same. Turns out that the tests that had been done on the dog made it invincible and therefore no harm could come to it.
Around this same time, the man came back home from his trip only to find his wife pushing the dog into the grinder. Disgusted and disappointed by what he had just seen, he angrily pushed the wife into the grinder. She was immediately turned into human mince meat that the man fed to the dog.
On eating the meat, the dog was transformed into a human and he lived with the man from then on.
Moral: What goes around, comes around.
