The Mean Teachers

There was a school called Jymbo High which was known for being one of the best performing schools and parents loved taking their children to this school. What the parents did not know, is the children did not enjoy being in this school at all. The students in this school believed that the teachers were the meanest set of teachers. Once the teachers brought in raw lamb to class and ordered the students to eat it; other times, they would take sharp rocks and put them on the floor telling the students to lie on them; and on a normal day, the teachers would give a full book as an assignment to be completed within hours and if it was not done to perfection, the students would get beaten a lot. How do I know all this?

There was a school called Jymbo High which was known for being one of the best performing schools and parents loved taking their children to this school. What the parents did not know, is the children did not enjoy being in this school at all. The students in this school believed that the staff were the meanest set of teachers.

Once the teachers brought a raw piece of lamb to class and ordered the students to eat it. Other times, they would take sharp rocks and put them on the floor telling the students to lie on them. On a normal day, the staff would give a full book as an assignment to be completed within hours. If it was not done to perfection, the students would get beaten a lot. How do I know all this?

Well, I was a student at this school, and it was an absolute horror being there. The school was not fun at all and the parents did not believe us whenever we told them what was happening to us in school. Here is an experience that turned things around.

Fed up by the mistreatment, all the students ganged up against the teachers one day and came up with a plan to get back at the staff. The plan involved the female teachers getting male teacher heads and male teachers getting female teacher heads. To execute the plan, we divided ourselves into groups with each group handling a different task of the plot. One group was told to set traps that ensured all the teachers were locked in one of the basement classrooms while another group was in charge of transplanting the heads.

I was in charge of the group that was handling the transplant process. With our microscopes and knives at hand, we carefully cut off the heads of the teachers, taking care not to kill them, and later stitched back the cut heads onto the bodies of their fellow teachers.

In the end, the school had male teachers with female heads and female teachers with male heads.
A strange phenomenon that puzzled the town.

Moral: When you do something mean to someone, get ready for the consequences.

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